My nipple is on Facebook.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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