You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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