shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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