am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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