i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Panties = found
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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