Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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