you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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