Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
someone owes me an orgasm
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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