did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Every concussion has its silver lining
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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