why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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