So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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