what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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