I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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