I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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