Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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