dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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