I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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