dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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