I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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