Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.