But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!