Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off