i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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