i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My vagina just recognized that song.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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