Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I am mentally ready for anal.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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