I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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