help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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