You made me cry and you don't even care
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You can make out without kissing
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