i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.