At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi