Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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