those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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