Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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