can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
