Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize