new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!