He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom