dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
we're so committed to being not committed
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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