I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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