Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
