WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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