Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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