She announced her abortion via fbk
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is it because I queefed?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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