somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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