there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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