fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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