Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i permit you to call me
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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