Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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