I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I got inside last night via doggy door
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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