Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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