so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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