Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
