The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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