that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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