I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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